Supergirl, by Eric Freeze
Gamma Ray Exposure
Actual Result: Headache, shortness of breath, stiffness in joints, liver damage, loose stool, impotence.
Comic Book Result: increased size and strength, greenish hue to skin
Alter Ego Monologues, by Dante Di Stefano
Clark Kent’s Guide to Authorship, Readership, Text, and Existence
Honestly, I’m embarrassed when somebody calls me Superman because I’m not that great and most of my heroics are egotistical acts of self-dramatization. I hate wearing tights and I eschew the red, white, and blue, although some misguided souls equateme with cold war notions of patriotism.
When the Bookmobile Lady Drives Down Your Street, by Colleen Michaels
When the bookmobile lady drives down your street
consider her to be behind the controls of an invisible plane.
Sharpen your sight and shout Shazamm!